Hoe overleef je als vrouw op de Zwarte Cross

karen-gillan:

do-i-know-this-girl:

1. Accepteren

Verweer is nutteloos. Leg je erbij neer dat je ergens in die vier dagen høken en een ietwat vrouwonvriendelijke opmerking te horen krijgt. Je lichaam wordt van top tot teen bekeken en dat is oké. Dat is de natuur. En een beetje bier.

2. Geniet ervan

Je bent een godin en wordt ook zo aanbeden. Tuurlijk, ze uiten het misschien wat vreemd, maar een dubbelhandige tietgreep staat op de Cross gelijk aan een bos rozen en een doos bonbons. Geniet ervan en bedenk je: je ziet er gewoon super goed uit!

En dat zijn nog maar de eerste twee. What the fuck 3fm?! Sinds wanneer zijn jullie zo’n seksistische omroep geworden, dat je aanranding als een compliment wilt verkopen?!

Mij zijn jullie in elk geval kwijt als luisteraar. 

wtf 3fm wtf. ik hou van 3fm maar dit gaat mij echt te ver.

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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cromwyll:

Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers [x]

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Hello Followers!
The company my brother works for recently released this app called ‘Megatoaster’. It’s a fun game for IOS and Android. It’s basically a toaster throwing around fresh toast which you have to catch on a plate.

Please please please support my brother and his colleagues by downloading this game! It’s super free and super fun!

Thank you!

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dichotomization:

Bonnie’s .38 revolver, a gift from Clyde. Engraved “To Bonnie. I owe you one. Clyde 2-28-32”.

Posted 10 July 2014, 2 weeks ago | 31,484 notes | reblog this post
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lizthefangirl:

itsmydarkesthour:

hippies-like-us:

kuneria:

Bob Ross soothes and calms and makes me happy like nothing else I’ve ever known.

Fun fact: Bob Ross was a Marine drill sergeant for several years, but quit because he didn’t like yelling at people.

favorite human

haneefistheonlyone:

unconsolable-daughter:

lizdexia:

jamieali:

A lovely story about Romney/Ryan.

This is the best, most concise explanation of the past four years ever.

I just really enjoy this analogy. A very clever metaphor.

"I don’t wanna give them the keys back; they don’t know how to drive."

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(originally imaginonsensemble / via wabbitwanderer95)

loki-on-a-cloud:

fuckyeahhjohnnydepp:

never gets old

FOREVER REBLOG

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VATICAN CAMEOS
That's the sign, cue the music
Kirsten. 17 years old.

Loves Lots of shows.
Likes Lots of men.
Lives to see Lots of things.
Loathes some Lots.


I like good music and history.

bye.
Don't panic,
It's just chaos.
theme por affectingyou; inspirado em decepcionar, com detalhes de maresia e quase-insana.
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