The company my brother works for recently released this app called ‘Megatoaster’. It’s a fun game for IOS and Android. It’s basically a toaster throwing around fresh toast which you have to catch on a plate.
Please please please support my brother and his colleagues by downloading this game! It’s super free and super fun!
Bonnie’s .38 revolver, a gift from Clyde. Engraved “To Bonnie. I owe you one. Clyde 2-28-32”.
Bob Ross soothes and calms and makes me happy like nothing else I’ve ever known.
Fun fact: Bob Ross was a Marine drill sergeant for several years, but quit because he didn’t like yelling at people.
A lovely story about Romney/Ryan.
This is the best, most concise explanation of the past four years ever.
I just really enjoy this analogy. A very clever metaphor.
"I don’t wanna give them the keys back; they don’t know how to drive."
Brazil vs. Germany on twitter
OH MY FUCKING GOSH AND THEY’RE SO CUTE TOO WHY